Batman’s Tumbler Can Be Officially Yours for a Cool $3 Million

Warner Bros.’ the decision to spin Wayne Enterprises into a luxury lifestyle brand—selling Batman fans $1,500 skincare products or $21,000 phallic mushroom lamps—was already stupid, but now the studio is kicking it up a notch with the latest addition. Wayne Enterprises catalog: very rare, functional but not street legal, three million rands Tumbler entertainment from Christopher Nolan’s Batman movies.

Made in partnership with Action Vehicle Engineering, only 10 Tumblers will be made for incredibly wealthy individuals interested in dropping $2.99 ​​million on a random Tuesday. Although, obviously, you can’t go out to the shops this time, each Tumbler will be fully functional, and will feature customized customization and personalization for each buyer, including a custom-fit interior. Here’s a full breakdown of each vehicle’s mechanics, if you don’t have three million bucks to spend but still want to know what it takes to make a functional/light armored vehicle:

• Black Exterior Paint
• Powertrain 6.2L LS3 525 HP Engine with 486FT lbs Torque
• GM 4L85E Transmission with Paddle Shift
• Stainless Steel Articles
• Advanced Software Development
• Smoke Screen Delivery System
• Dimensions – L15’3”/W- 9′ 3” /H -5′
• Weight – Approx. 5,511 lbs
• Materials – Kevlar, Carbon Fiber, Sheet Metal, and Fiber Glass
• Frame – Tubular Aeronautical Steel
• Jet Engine Simulation (no flames)
• Flap Actuators
• 4-wheel power disc brakes
• Tires – Front: 15.0 / 94-15
• Tires – Rear: 18.5 / 44-16.5
• Authentic interior with ornate seats
• Digital Performance Dashboard
• Premium GPS – Driver and Passenger GPS Lowrance systems with 10” screens
• AC
• One way Mirrored Glass screens
• Top in Black Alcantara
• Available as left hand drive
• 2-Seat Configuration
• Original Style Dashboard
• The actual trim package
• Choice of MPH or KM/H Gauges
• 5-point car seat harnesses

Three million and no flames coming out of the engine? Cowards. If you end up on the 1 in 10 Tumbler distribution list, it will take about 15 months after dropping those three million to get a car. So why not check out the entire Wayne Enterprises catalog while you’re at it. Maybe you need your tumbler to store your golf bag, a stealing at $4,100. Maybe you can relax, tickling the ivories of your $100,000 Alpange Piano. To be fair, the Tumbler itself is cheaper than other show car offerings, such as Automobili Pininfarina’s. 3.4 million dollars Gotham themed Battista.

Thankfully, Wayne Enterprises also sells a Hot Toys 1/6-scale Batmobile Tumbler if all of this is too rich for your taste. At $635, it’s probably the closest thing to a deal that the whole effort has to offer. It’s a ridiculous amount of money to think about in itself, but maybe you or I aren’t the type of people who would be among the 10 who would end up owning an actual Batmobile as a casual purchase.

All this and you can’t buy a big penny in the Batcave. What gives?

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